Sorry about the janky pic. It was the best that I could find. For some reason my cat Polk who is a total grumpy dick is sitting on my lap so I'm having difficulty typing this out. OK, I pushed her off. She's a nice cat. Anyhow, that fig up there is a San Diego Con exclusive. I guess you figured that out. It's AWE-SOME. Dude, I have waited my whole life for a Cobra Commander in a suit. Ya, I don't really have the most extravagant dreams.

    What's the point in wishing for stuff that never happens. Me, I want a Cobra Commander in a suit and BAM! I get it. See, my dreams come true. Your dreams of a good job and family or whatever, that shits NEVER gonna be a reality. Who's the loser now?