A Mongo McMichael Coloring Page
Me and Zelly where looking around for coloring pages on the internet. A summer pursuit when the days are long and the time is hard to fill. I do like coloring though. It's a decent way to spend your time. Maybe a little more productive then video games but not as good as reading. I don't know.
Combine it with listening to Black Sabbath and you got some quality time guaranteed, Art and METAL! Anyhow, after she found her Pokemon pages she noticed I was having a hard time finding something to color and suggested I google "wrestling coloring pages" She knows I like wrestling. I thought that was a good idea and DUDE, It was. I came upon the entire WCW coloring book. I was stoked beyond belief, and the only problem I had at that point was that I didn't know where to start. There were many awesome choices.
Not being able to decide I figged I'd head to the bottom and color what may be the worst wrestler of all time... NFL standout and former Chicago Bear great Steve "Mongo" McMichael He was the shits. THE SHITS! I mean that in the nicest possible way cause he seemed to try hard and that counts for a lot because a lot of pro-wrestle fools don't even do that much.
Why are the people green? Zelly asked me that. I told her it was because they were sentenced to Hell for a life of evil deeds and were being forced to watch Mongo grapple for all eternity. Then she asked me if that were bad and I told her it was THE WORST! She took all that in and asked if that meant the red splotch was blood? Since it's Hell and all. I told her it wasn't but that would be cool, but what it was was Steve's demonic shadow casting a crimson splotch upon the canvas. She told me that was also pretty cool and went back to work on her Pikachu picture. I think this is the point where I'm supposed to say "Good times" and maybe repeat it again...
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